a stranger in an all night diner

the anatomy of an awkward potato contains the following:

sass,
taylor swift,
harry potter,
and precise awkwardness.

beware of the predictably shocking discoveries you might unfold. you have been warned.

have a lovely day.

“The kitchen fighting scene was really intense and there was so much screaming going on it was just like, I wanted it to look like this fight is the end of their relationship, it’s done. There’s no way they can go back from it, it’s not an argument, it’s not a discussion, it is a fight. We were really in each other’s faces and just having this completely simulated fight about commitment and about how he’s just going to abandon me like everybody else, and things that are very real issues, things that would come to play in a real relationship. So that’s what I wanted to come across in this scene.”

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When I’m 40 and nobody wants to see me in a sparkly dress anymore, I’ll be, like: ‘Cool, I’ll just go in the studio and write songs for kids.’ It’s looking like a good pension plan.

—Taylor Swift (via tswiftquotes)

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There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you or you can use it as fuel to drive you to dream bigger, work harder.

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don’t mind this , i just need a link.

don’t mind this , i just need a link.

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

image

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“When you’re singing, you can hear the echo of people in the audience singing every single word with you, and that was that big dream that I had for myself. It’s happening.” 

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I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.

—(via exploshun)

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