a stranger in an all night diner

the anatomy of an awkward potato contains the following:

sass,
taylor swift,
harry potter,
and precise awkwardness.

beware of the predictably shocking discoveries you might unfold. you have been warned. also, i'm with the stay home club.

have a lovely day.

I’d like to tell you it gets better and people stop hurting each other, I can’t. But I can tell you that if you hang in there and don’t let them make you bitter or defeated, it will get easier for you to deal with. (x)

(Source: inthenameofbeinghonests, via cantrememberwhatsong)

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

(Source: slippier, via pizza)

jamesandlilys:

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business…" can we please talk about the fact that Moony was literally around the corner while the map was insulting Snape. And he 99.99999% knew it was going to happen and he probably laughed himself to sleep that night and whispered a thank you to James, Sirius, and Peter for thinking to put that wonderful little defense mechanism in.

(via potterswheeezy)